Thursday, March 30, 2006

Final Statement

You don't have to live fast, or die young to leave an attractive corpse.

(I must say, this stunned even me in my belief that you can find ABSOLUTELY everything on the web)


muse said...

Holy crap!!! I'm speechless!

Ray said...

Did you catch the last line on the Services page? "Note that all services must be prepaid." (I'd think that'd go without saying.)

LisaPal said...

Funny, my first thought was "holy crap!" and there it was in print from Muse. I can't understand how anyone in a desperate enough state to off themselves would be thinking along the lines of, "let me make sure my corpse looks good before I go."

I wonder how business is? I want to send them an e-mail telling them I can't consider their services without benefit of testimonials from satisfied customers. Heheheheh.

I love that someone asked in the FAQ if one could purchase gift certificates. That had me laughing for a good while, which is better than the icky feeling I had from perusing other parts of the site.